Ange sitting in a window because, um, I felt like it.


Ange sitting in a window because, um, I felt like it.



I don’t get it when people ask me why I didn’t tell them I was gay. Like what were you expecting, am I supposed to announce myself every time I walk into a room?


The homo has arrived.


where i belong

(Source: nevver)


look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to


i wonder why when women write teen novels they’re categorized as chicklit yet when jgreen writes teen novels hes a nyt best selling author and praised as understanding the tru nature of teens nvm i know why

what are you even supposed to do when a customer tells you that you’re their favourite cashier and they always make sure to go to you because you…

"Work with a lot of cunts, and you’re not one of the bitchy ones."

then asks if you agree.

God I just. Who even talks to anyone like that?! This happened the other day and I can’t stop thinking about it.

Poe’s Law: That moment when a Fox Business commentator sounds just like a Disney villain.

(Source: azurish)



If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook.

But I thought a woman’s place was in the kitchen? Not when she’s being paid for it. I can’t believe it took me this long to realize the implication of this. A woman’s place is one of servitude.

this fucking hit me like a fucking train 

My bangs are so long and it’s really getting annoying. I should just go to some hair dresser at some point soon and get them trimmed since I can’t do it myself. 

hurghhh i hate my ridic childlike and so very shaky hands.